Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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