thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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