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And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
there was a trapeze. enough said
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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