I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
