Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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