Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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