I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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