and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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