11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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