i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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