Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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