I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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