making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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