I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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