after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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