She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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