Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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