Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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