No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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