Me too!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize