How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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