what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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