so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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