Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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