im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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