Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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