I must be too annoying 4 u.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
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