is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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