turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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