thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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