Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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