The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
