I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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