After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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