I should be sponsored by Trojan
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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