Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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