still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
We're too hungover to prance.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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