i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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