was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
well most of my day revolves around power hour
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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