its not stalking. its research.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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