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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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