Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(407): View more from Florida

I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes

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(706): View more from Georgia

So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.

(404): View more from Georgia

I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?

(706): View more from Georgia

Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.

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(712): View more from Iowa

she used her one phone call to ask me about my day

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(585): View more from New York

Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower

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