Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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