Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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