I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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