OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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