At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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