the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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