in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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