Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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