I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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Oh Jesus.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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