You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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