u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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