Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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