? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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